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jeudi 7 mars 2024

Tribute for International Women's Day in 2024

Abigail Pereira Aranha

Hey, guys! You friends and readers know that I despise March 8, International Women's Day, and I reject congratulations in the physical world and on the internet. But this time, I would like to receive your tributes and I promise to work hard for it. A straight hug.

(Among men at least in Brazil, "tribute" to a woman is slang for masturbating thinking about her. I take advantage of the date to amuse readers with a double-meaning joke.)

Background photo: Drugstore and Central Pharmacy Motta e Prado, on the corner, between das Mercês Street and Direita Street; Diamantina, Minas Gerais, Brazil. Photography from the 1930s. http://portal.iphan.gov.br//uploads/publicacao/ColImg3_Diamantina_m.pdf

Questo testo in italiano con la versione senza nudità del fumetto in Réflexion et Temps Libre avec Abigail: "Omaggio alla Giornata Internazionale della Donna del 2024", https://avezdasmulheres2.blogspot.com/2024/03/omaggio-8-marzo-2024.html
Questo testo in italiano con la versione nuda del fumetto in Amélioration et Amusement des Hommes avec Abigail: "Omaggio alla Giornata Internazionale della Donna del 2024", https://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2024/03/omaggio-8-marzo-2024.html
Ce texte en français avec la version sans nudité du dessin humoristique au Réflexion et Temps Libre avec Abigail: "Hommage pour la Journée Internationale de la Femme en 2024", https://avezdasmulheres2.blogspot.com/2024/03/hommage-pour-le-8-mars-2024.html
Ce texte en français avec la version nue du dessin humoristique au Amélioration et Amusement des Hommes avec Abigail: "Hommage pour la Journée Internationale de la Femme en 2024", https://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2024/03/hommage-pour-le-8-mars-2024.html
Eso texto en español con la versión sin desnudez de la caricatura en Réflexion et Temps Libre avec Abigail: "Homenaje por el Día Internacional de la Mujer de 2024", https://avezdasmulheres2.blogspot.com/2024/03/homenaje-por-el-8-de-marzo-de-2024.html
Eso texto en español con la versión desnuda de la caricatura en Amélioration et Amusement des Hommes avec Abigail: "Homenaje por el Día Internacional de la Mujer de 2024", https://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2024/03/homenaje-por-el-8-de-marzo-de-2024.html
This text in English with the non-nude version of the cartoon at Réflexion et Temps Libre avec Abigail: "Tribute for International Women's Day in 2024", https://avezdasmulheres2.blogspot.com/2024/03/tribute-for-march-8-2024.html
This text in English with the nude version of the cartoon at Amélioration et Amusement des Hommes avec Abigail: "Tribute for International Women's Day in 2024", https://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2024/03/tribute-for-march-8-2024.html
Texto original em português com a versão sem nudez do cartoon no A Vez das Mulheres de Verdade: "Homenagem para o Dia Internacional da Mulher de 2024", https://avezdasmulheres.blogspot.com/2024/03/homenagem-para-8-de-marco-de-2024.html
Texto original em português com a versão com nudez do cartoon no A Vez dos Homens que Prestam: "Homenagem para o Dia Internacional da Mulher de 2024", https://avezdoshomens.blogspot.com/2024/03/homenagem-para-8-de-marco-de-2024.html

mercredi 7 mars 2018

Tribute to the International Women's Day 2018

"End of rape". "Equal wages". "Legal abortion." "End of homophobia".

- What the £%§§¢ is that?

- Hey, Mom, I'm enjoying the afternoon with my friends. Keep calm.

- Calm will be the club I'm going to crack at you when you get home, you slut. Very sad that your life revolves around pleasing males, I hope one day you evolve as a human being.(*)

- Oh my goodness! I'm going to take the opportunity that Dad passed here and I'll accept his invitation to spend the night at his house.

(*) The last sentence was spoken to the authoress by a feminist in a discussion on Twitter.

March 8 is the International Women's Day.

Abigail Pereira Aranha

https://twitter.com/AbigailPAranha

https://plus.google.com/+AbigailPereiraAranha

Questo fumetto con barre di censura con testo in italiano in Men of Worth Newspaper: "Omaggio alla Giornata Internazionale della Donna 2018", https://avezdasmulheres2.blogspot.com/2018/03/omaggio-alla-giornata-internazionale.html.
Questo fumetto senza barre di censura con testo in italiano in Periódico de Los Hombres de Valía: "Omaggio alla Giornata Internazionale della Donna 2018", https://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2018/03/omaggio-alla-giornata-internazionale.html.
Ce dessin humoristique avec des barres de censure avec du texte en français au Men of Worth Newspaper: "Hommage à la Journée Internationale de la Femme 2018", https://avezdasmulheres2.blogspot.com/2018/03/hommage-la-journee-internationale-de-la.html.
Ce dessin humoristique sans des barres de censure avec du texte en français au Periódico de Los Hombres de Valía: "Hommage à la Journée Internationale de la Femme 2018", https://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2018/03/hommage-la-journee-internationale-de-la.html.
Esta viñeta con barras de censura con texto en español en Men of Worth Newspaper: "Homenaje al Día Internacional de la Mujer 2018", https://avezdasmulheres2.blogspot.com/2018/03/homenaje-al-dia-internacional-de-la.html.
Eso texto en español sin barras de censura con texto en español en Periódico de Los Hombres de Valía: "Homenaje al Día Internacional de la Mujer 2018", https://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2018/03/homenaje-al-dia-internacional-de-la.html.
This cartoon with censor bars with text in English at Men of Worth Newspaper: "Tribute to the International Women's Day 2018", https://avezdasmulheres2.blogspot.com/2018/03/tribute-to-international-womens-day-2018.html.
This cartoon without censor bars with text in English at Periódico de Los Hombres de Valía: "Tribute to the International Women's Day 2018", https://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2018/03/tribute-to-international-womens-day-2018.html.
Este cartum com tarjas com texto original em português no A Vez das Mulheres de Verdade: "Homenagem ao Dia Internacional da Mulher de 2018", https://avezdasmulheres.blogspot.com/2018/03/homenagem-ao-dia-internacional-da.html.
Este cartum sem tarjas com texto original em português no A Vez dos Homens que Prestam: "Homenagem ao Dia Internacional da Mulher de 2018", https://avezdoshomens.blogspot.com/2018/03/homenagem-ao-dia-internacional-da.html.

dimanche 11 décembre 2016

Chastity is hatred against men - part 2: there is a world war to destroy man's pleasure

Pope Francis: "There is a world war to destroy marriage, the most beautiful thing created by God" (excerpt)

"You can discuss as much as you want, but do not end the journey without making peace," he said, because "the cold war the next day is dangerous". You have to make peace and for that a gesture or a caress is enough.

There are more complex situations, said the Holy Father, "where the Devil comes", when a woman appears who looks more beautiful than his wife or a man who seems more valid than her husband. In that case, "ask for help immediately", the Pope exhorted.

Because of that he asked all believers to receive, accompany, discern and integrate because in the Catholic community one must help save the marriages.

"Francisco: 'Hay una guerra mundial para destruir el matrimonio, la cosa más bella creada por Dios'", Religión en Libertad, October 1, 2016, http://www.religionenlibertad.com/francisco-hay-una-guerra-mundial-para-destruir-matrimonio-cosa-52249.htm. Bold in the original.

My comments

I wish there was a world war to destroy marriage. But I wanted to draw attention to another question, which is in the bold excerpts (in the original). First, according to the text, it is neither abnormal nor undesirable for a married man to share the rest of his life with a woman who take away his peace within his own home. But that's not all: if he has the strength to take pleasure in a woman more pleasant than his wife (pleasure to chat, for example), this is the Devil's action. This man should ask for help immediately, this is bold in the text, if he finds a woman prettier, more bombshell, smarter, or more sympathetic than his wife and he likes to have found her. Not if he has a wound in his face of an ashtray thrown by his wife or he is thinking of suicide. In India, for example, a married man is twice as likely to commit suicide as a married woman ("Married men twice as likely to commit suicide than married women: Report", Times of India, July 26, 2015, http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Married-men-twice-as-likely-to-commit-suicide-than-married-women-Report/articleshow/48220552.cms). And to be clear, or in bold: the Christian community should help saving the destructive marriages, not the men who are being destroyed by them.

Someone will say that I'm looking only at men when that speech was about couples. Okay, I focus on men and you on women, you disguised lesbian.

Ah, and if you man think a woman is more pleasant than your wife when you find a woman more pleasant than your wife and that's Devil's thing, imagine prostitution and pornography. If you like to see photos and videos of women with sculptural bodies half-nudes or taking cocks with that cheerful face you've never seen in your wife, ask for help immediately. Call your buddy to accompany you in half an hour kneeling on the corn (he will not kneel in the corn with you). Best: talk to your wife, show her the women who excite you, and commit to thinking about sex only with her. But if you meet me in person, do not ask me for help: you may think I am friendlier, a better weekend companion, a better cook, and I have sex better than your wife, then the Devil wins.

Roberto Carlos was already singing: "What is my fault? Tell me, my friend. Is everything I like immoral, illegal or fattening?"

- You can cry on my shoulder. You do not deserve an unpleasant ungrateful slut like your wife. Do you want to get off the bus with me so we can continue the conversation in my house? You will enjoy tasting my donuts.

Abigail Pereira Aranha

Questo testo in italiano senza vignetta di dissolutezza in Men of Worth Newspaper: "La castità è odio contro gli uomini - parte 2: c'è una guerra mondiale per distruggere il piacere dell'uomo", http://avezdoshomens2.over-blog.com/2016/12/la-castita-e-odio-contro-gli-uomini-parte-2.html.
Questo testo in italiano con vignetta di dissolutezza in Periódico de Los Hombres de Valía: "La castità è odio contro gli uomini - parte 2: c'è una guerra mondiale per distruggere il piacere dell'uomo", http://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2016/12/la-castita-e-odio-contro-gli-uomini.html.
Ce texte en français sans dessin humoristique de libertinage au Men of Worth Newspaper: "Chasteté est haine contre les hommes - partie 2: il y a une guerre mondiale pour détruire le plaisir de l'homme", http://avezdoshomens2.over-blog.com/2016/12/chastete-est-haine-contre-les-hommes-partie-2.html.
Ce texte en français avec dessin humoristique de libertinage au Periódico de Los Hombres de Valía: "Chasteté est haine contre les hommes - partie 2: il y a une guerre mondiale pour détruire le plaisir de l'homme", http://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2016/12/chastete-est-haine-contre-les-hommes.html.
Eso texto en español sin viñeta de putaría en Men of Worth Newspaper: "La castidad es odio contra los hombres - parte 2: hay una guerra mundial para destruir el placer del hombre", http://avezdoshomens2.over-blog.com/2016/12/la-castidad-es-odio-contra-los-hombres-parte-2.html.
Eso texto en español con viñeta de putaría en Periódico de Los Hombres de Valía: "La castidad es odio contra los hombres - parte 2: hay una guerra mundial para destruir el placer del hombre", http://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2016/12/la-castidad-es-odio-contra-los-hombres.html.
This text in English without licentiousness cartoon at Men of Worth Newspaper: "Chastity is hatred against men - part 2: there is a world war to destroy man's pleasure", http://avezdoshomens2.over-blog.com/2016/12/chastity-is-hatred-against-men-part-2.html.
This text in English with licentiousness cartoon at Periódico de Los Hombres de Valía: "Chastity is hatred against men - part 2: there is a world war to destroy man's pleasure", http://avezdoshomens2.blogspot.com/2016/12/chastity-is-hatred-against-men-part-2.html.
Texto original em português sem cartoon de putaria no A Vez das Mulheres de Verdade: "Castidade é ódio aos homens - parte 2: há uma guerra mundial para destruir o prazer do homem", http://avezdasmulheres.over-blog.com/2016/12/castidade-e-odio-aos-homens-parte-2.html.
Texto original em português com cartoon de putaria no A Vez dos Homens que Prestam: "Castidade é ódio aos homens - parte 2: há uma guerra mundial para destruir o prazer do homem", http://avezdoshomens.blogspot.com/2016/12/castidade-e-odio-aos-homens-parte-2-ha.html.

dimanche 4 décembre 2016

From Abigail's profile: whoring on Twitter

- @AbigailPAranha Bom demais te encontrar aqui, gatinha! Vamos curtir a putaria juntos em 140 caracteres, hehehe

- Meu querido amigo, isso nem tinha me passado pela cabeça!

(https://twitter.com/AbigailPAranha/status/805466097843634180)

- @AbigailPAranha Too good to find you here, kitten! Let's enjoy whoring together in 140 characters, hehehe

- My dear friend, that had not even crossed my mind!

(https://twitter.com/AbigailPAranha/status/805466097843634180)

- @AbigailPAranha Trop beau vous trouver ici, minette! Profitons la débauche ensemble en 140 caractères, hehehe

- Mon cher ami, ce avait même pas traversé m'esprit!

(https://twitter.com/AbigailPAranha/status/805466097843634180)

- @AbigailPAranha ¡Demasiado bueno encontrarte aquí, gatita! Vamos a disfrutar de la putaría juntos en 140 caracteres, hehehe

- ¡Mi querido amigo, eso ni siquiera me había pasado por la cabeza!

(https://twitter.com/AbigailPAranha/status/805466097843634180)

- @AbigailPAranha Troppo bello te trovare qui, gattina! Godiamoci la prostituzione insieme a 140 caratteri, hehehe

- Mio caro amico, questo non me era nemmeno passato per la mente!

(https://twitter.com/AbigailPAranha/status/805466097843634180)

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